True?

If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.

Nicol Williamson

More quotes for lazy bloggers

Name the movie:

I can eat fifty eggs. Nobody can eat fifty eggs!

Movie Quotes for lazy bloggers

Name that movie:

She wanted to make love on a real train... who was I to say no?

Where is Chris?

I apologize for my absence from the blogging scene recently. I was actually in the hospital last week and recuperating at home this week. It was nothing too serious, just an attack of diverticulitis (sp?). Anyway, I will try to get back in Nora's good graces in the near future by updating more frequently. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

2nd Favorite Headline of the Day

Candidate sorry for not smoking pot

My favorite headline of the day

26 blind masseurs held in S. Korea bridge protest

Chicken Fried Bacon?

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/fea/taste/stories/090208dnmetfriedfoods.33839923.html

Separated at birth?

A quote from one of my wife's fave movies. Can you name it?

"Harold, *everyone* has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much."

One of the best quotes ever! Name the movie.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

What movie and character?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Don't cheat and google. Name that movie.

"Just be careful, because it's a meaningful sweater to me, it's vintage."

Who said it?

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Who said that?

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Turn it up to 11

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson

I stole this from www.bartcop.com

Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.
Honore de Balzac

"If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."

- Samuel Adams

Keep swinging that hammer

"When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before."
- Jacob August Riis

A word to the wise...

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
-Woody Allen