Thursday, August 28, 2008

One of the best quotes ever! Name the movie.


So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

6 comments:

Chris C. said...

My long ago, long-time roommate Greg had this speech memorized and would bust it out when high as a kite... and I laughed every time.

Amy said...

Caddyshack?

Amy said...

Dude, how come your font is so small?

Melanie said...

I'm having problems with the comment section font size, too. Weird.

Melanie said...

And I have no friggin' clue on the movie quote.

Chris C. said...

caddyshack. not sure what you guys are referring to on the font size. it looks normal on my computer.